I got drunk last night and missed a post. Sorry to make your collective worlds less fun and filled with updates about my tedious progress.
Moving right along: I finnlay finished the 4 pairs of legs I was working on. They're also affixed to my custom bases.
Now, I can start work on the previously mentioned, totally normal, disembodies torsos.
Hopefully these wont take as long. They're already primed and I have today and tomorrow off from work.